What I learned at ASS '11

[[ion] C2]

1. Don't stand too close to Redog or he might kiss you on the cheek.
2. Oldsnut can tell that rims are 24s from a distance.
3. But Oldsnut can't tell between a silver Alero & Grand Am.
4. Cars with 24" chromes can still off-road.
5. Don't call the driver of a green Alero ma'am until you're absolutely sure it's female.
6. Alero trunks make good shaded seats.

[Redog]

1. Cliff can't tell time
2. Chris was asking to be kissed
3. Andy is still old, prove that he needed "long pants" for the Lugnuts game
4. Fallout boy has the new Road Warrior award, that most likey will not be broken, 9,100 miles
5. Michigan rain sucks
6. Hooters girls were not too hot this year, except for one
7. Dr Falliato is hot! And very good
8. Go Karts kinda sucked this year. Getting slower and slower
9. The new president of OCA is cool
10. ASS is always a good time. If you come, you will know

EDIT: You can only post in this thread, if you were at ASS

[sleepyalero]

1. kenny drives like a bat out of hell...
2. ManWhore is OBSESSED with "hella flushing/stancing" out his Alero. (which i think would be pretty cool to see...)
3. Some girls like to smoke pot at the host hotel...
4. there were quite a few hot girls at HOOTERS.
5. AleroBMXer likes to get drunk and rip off his spoiler and put on a GT one.
6. Oldsmans alero is very cool and its one of my many favorites.
7. Billy likes the smell of his hood after hooters.
8. Species is a weird movie.
9. The news lady was..................
10. everyone is very nice, cool people, and i was happy i got to hang out with you/meet you all at ASS. it was a great time and it was cool to see all your guy's nice rides.

[Oldsnut]

1)Scot has had Wet Dreams
2)Aleromodders have got to get new old people jokes.
3)Kenny does drink Beer.
4)Kenny can't spell Fellatio or Sponsors.
5)Aleros have a release button under the engine bay fuse box.
6)Billyman & IonC2 suck at wiring.
7)Kenny needs to re-learn pick up lines on girls and kissing Ion won't help.
8)Ion is actually nimble on his feet when kissed by another guy(Never seen him run so fast).
9)BMXer has the service dates etched into his engine bay.
10)Billyman uses his car to go Raccoon hunting.
11)Falloutguy looks like a bird when he dances.
12)Scots son CJ shit is STAINKY and can peel wallpaper.

[Oldsman]

1. Cliff can't tell time
2. Old people shouldn't use batting cages
3. Chrysler vans have off road option
4. Michigan people don't understand road closed signs
5. Young Aleromodders need more Alero History classes
6. Manwhore has matured a little
7. German cars suck
8. Sunburn + hottub = ouch
9. Random strange people will walk into your room
10. Redog can't say banner

[Old's Wife]

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Does this go for me too?????????

Looks like you all had a great time.

[xXManwhoreXx]

1. Michigan is a lonely drive.
2. When you get old Grand Am's start looking like Aleros.
3. I have the absolute worst sounding exhaust.
4. Following sleepy at night with his black out tails sucks.
5. Dr. Fellatio drives a Ford Escape.
6. Don't be surprised to see a lesbian orgy when your looking for the News on the Hotel TV.
7. Ion, Sleepy, and the red 5 speed alero guy in your trunk can give the apperence of lowering springs.
8. When Bennigans has more attractive girls than Hooters and they are fully clothed you know its time to close down the Hooters.

[[ion] C2]

Originally Posted by xXManwhoreXx

the red 5 speed alero guy

Cliff8298

[Redog]

Originally Posted by Oldsman

1. Cliff can't tell time
2. Old people shouldn't use batting cages
3. Chrysler vans have off road option
4. Michigan people don't understand road closed signs
5. Young Aleromodders need more Alero History classes
6. Manwhore has matured a little
7. German cars suck
8. Sunburn + hottub = ouch
9. Random strange people will walk into your room
10. Redog can't say banner

1 true
2 that goes for you too Scot
3 LOL
4 LOL, esp with 22's
5 True, very true
6 I was surprised
7 I was also surprised
8 dumbass
9 She was hot and drunk, all she had to do was drop that scrub
10 Philly accent, yo!

[Redog]

Originally Posted by Oldsnut

1)Scot has had Wet Dreams
2)Aleromodders have got to get new old people jokes.
3)Kenny does drink Beer.
4)Kenny can't spell Fellatio or Sponsors.
5)Aleros have a release button under the engine bay fuse box.
6)Billyman & IonC2 suck at wiring.
7)Kenny needs to re-learn pick up lines on girls and kissing Ion won't help.
8)Ion is actually nimble on his feet when kissed by another guy(Never seen him run so fast).
9)BMXer has the service dates etched into his engine bay.
10)Billyman uses his car to go Raccoon hunting.
11)Falloutguy looks like a bird when he dances.
12)Scots son CJ shit is STAINKY and can peel wallpaper.

1
2 Gotta admit that "lack of penis" joke I got on you was pretty good
3 total of 10 beers that weekend, more than I drink the rest of the year, put together
4 12 years of Cathlioc school, YO!
5 crazy shit!
6 Gotta keep the FD in business
7 & too bad she didn't come by the hotel later
8 He was so close and I didn't have a fart ready
9 I know, WTF!
10 Billy's car won, and lost
11 LOL
12 Must take after his father

[Oldsnut]

Originally Posted by Redog

1 true
2 that goes for you too Scot
3 LOL
4 LOL, esp with 22's
5 True, very true
6 I was surprised
7 I was also surprised
8 dumbass
9 She was hot and drunk, all she had to do was drop that scrub
10 Philly accent, yo!

2)Funny thing is that I think I made more contact than all of you combined that night not counting the 2 shots to my ankle.




"Lack of Penis" comment, I don't even remember you saying that are you sure you are not delusional?

[billytheman1188]

1. Oldsnut has OSV rims
2. Redog doesn't check for pot holes
3. 24s can go off-roading and not get a flat! :-0 haha
4. My hood can withstand over 240 pounds
5. Oldsman and Oldsnut will do ANYTHING for a good photo (even if it means getting a guy to bring them up on a lift) Good thinkin!
6. The Olds Museum sells Olds Bravada MINTS lol
7. Ion and bigdaddy CRACK ME UP
8. ASS GETS BETTER EVERY YEAR!!!!

[sleepyalero]

Originally Posted by xXManwhoreXx

4. Following sleepy at night with his black out tails sucks.

why does this suck? lol

[mastershake]

what is the release button under the fuse box for??

[Oldsnut]

To release the fuse box so you don't have to remove your strut tower brace if you have one.

[cavaliers60]

Even though I wasn't there, this is what I learned..... I NEED TO GO!!!! AND I'M GOING NEXT YEAR! I mean it.... I will be there.

[[ion] C2]

Originally Posted by billytheman1188

2. Redog doesn't check for pot holes

[Redog]

Originally Posted by cavaliers60

Even though I wasn't there, this is what I learned..... I NEED TO GO!!!! AND I'M GOING NEXT YEAR! I mean it.... I will be there.

[cavaliers60]

Originally Posted by Redog

I knew someone would do that.... I'll show you all. I'll be there.

[Oldsnut]

Originally Posted by cavaliers60

I knew someone would do that.... I'll show you all. I'll be there.

We'll see if you can affoed it with a kid on the way.