06-19-2012, 03:45 AM
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Aleromod part owner
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Far Northeast Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 18,199
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Top 10 things I learned at ASS '12
- Cavalier60 is coming next year, for sure
- Adam is a pimp when it comes to Hooter's girls
- Adam doesn't like to be bumped on the go-karts
- 12 Aleros are not enough
- When a 3 year old cries about losing one penny, people start giving him quarters
- Scot's parents are the only non-gay Pruis owners
- Ion [C2] needs to use all the bolts to put his turbo together
- Portable DVD players are just awesome
- Cargo trays are kick ass!!
- ASS makes previous Alero owners want to buy another Alero
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2000 Olds Alero 3400 SFI 14.53 @ 94.93
1985 Olds Delta 88 307 SBO 17.96 @ 76.99
2007 Volvo V50 T5 6M 15.782 @ 89.12
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06-19-2012, 08:28 AM
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I do what I want to Sheep & Goats
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Uranus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Redog
- Cavalier60 is coming next year, for sure
- Adam is a pimp when it comes to Hooter's girls
- Adam doesn't like to be bumped on the go-karts
- 12 Aleros are not enough
- When a 3 year old cries about losing one penny, people start giving him quarters
- Scot's parents are the only non-gay Pruis owners
- Ion [C2] needs to use all the bolts to put his turbo together
- Portable DVD players are just awesome
- Cargo trays are kick ass!!
- ASS makes previous Alero owners want to buy another Alero
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You forgot, fisdad knows all of the "do not do's" for a brake job 
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My screen name should be changed to Jizzdaddy. I was anally raped by flying monkeys and loved it. I promise to never threaten anyones daughters again because I know it will result in my ahoe being severely widened. - Did Andy just say that he wants to fk my ahoe... ewww. Sorry old man, but you're not my type.
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06-19-2012, 08:38 AM
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GLS member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Indiana
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1. Once you get a peice of ass you cant stop
2. Dont paint side skirts at night with spray paint
3. go karts are getting worse
4. Who was blowing smoke!!!!!
5. You miss something funny if you walk away for even five miniutes.
6. Don't crack your bumper coming out of gas stations
7. Adam is a little pimp.
8. Things get weird in a hotel sauna with the manwhore
9. go kart number 4 was fast as shit
10. I'll be there next year
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Last edited by xXManwhoreXx : 06-19-2012 at 08:40 AM.
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06-19-2012, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: fox vally wi
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10. Turbo bolts require locktight
9. Matt looks like Mr smith
8. beak face has a nice ass
7. Adam likes beak faces chest
6. Alex's car likes to move around on its own....
5. some spray paints don't like eachother
4. BROWN COW
3. manwhore swallows
2. the beast smells good
1. my car goes faster thn 108
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2001 ALERO GL SED 4 DR--Build Date: 08-16-2000. There are 17 2001 ALERO GL 4 DR vehicles (0.019%) matching my exact options list.
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06-19-2012, 09:09 AM
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GL Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Canada
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Alero or not... im coming next year
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06-19-2012, 09:16 AM
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636 whp
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: AZ
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- fisdad drives long distances to change his brake rotors
- jawa will rev at ANYONE
- lock washers are necessary on turbine housing bolts
- free pizza near the olds museum
- jawa takes turns way too fast
- cable ties don't last long when they're in front of a 3" open downpipe
- oldsnut was born in many different years
- redog's train horn is perfect to use on oblivious bad drivers
- next year is is the 10th anniversary ASS
- jawa's name is not in reference to the star wars jawa
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06-19-2012, 09:54 AM
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could have went faster into that turn c2
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2001 ALERO GL SED 4 DR--Build Date: 08-16-2000. There are 17 2001 ALERO GL 4 DR vehicles (0.019%) matching my exact options list.
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06-19-2012, 03:16 PM
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I do what I want to Sheep & Goats
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Uranus
Posts: 851
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Quote:
Originally Posted by [ion] C2
- fisdad drives long distances to change his brake rotors
- jawa will rev at ANYONE
- lock washers are necessary on turbine housing bolts
- free pizza near the olds museum
- jawa takes turns way too fast
- cable ties don't last long when they're in front of a 3" open downpipe
- oldsnut was born in many different years
- redog's train horn is perfect to use on oblivious bad drivers
- next year is is the 10th anniversary ASS
- jawa's name is not in reference to the star wars jawa
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My screen name should be changed to Jizzdaddy. I was anally raped by flying monkeys and loved it. I promise to never threaten anyones daughters again because I know it will result in my ahoe being severely widened. - Did Andy just say that he wants to fk my ahoe... ewww. Sorry old man, but you're not my type.
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06-19-2012, 04:20 PM
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GLS member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: indy
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1. Manwhore owes people a hotel next year.
2. #15 go kart was the fastest.
3. Alex hit a pole in turn two and was stuck there for 2 mins of the race. 
4. Manwhore likes saunas with other men.
5. UP talk
6. Jawa's sticker placement is unique.
7. Don't paint side skirts under a street light at 2 am with 99cent cans of paint from Walmart.
8. Manwhores car is hotter then a strip club on the inside.
9. Manwhore doesn't like the way his exhaust sounds around 2300 rpm
10. I missed beak faces nice ass.
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[SIGPIC]](image.php?u=13769&type=sigpic&dateline=1441614517)
S. . .L. . . E . . .E. . .P. . .Y. . .IS A TRAITOR--HE GOT BORED SO HE SOLD ME AFTER HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A RICE ROCKET
Oldsnut is my Hero!
Meet Destiny, shes a 2001 Oldsmobile Alero GLS, F40 6MT swap. (#2 of 3)
2/24/14 - 200,000 miles body/motor. 22,300 on F40.
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Originally Posted by Oldsnut
He would Plasti Dip his pecker if he could.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tipnitty
A girl touched my Pee Pee. So you can say things are getting pretty serious for me.
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06-19-2012, 04:23 PM
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GLS member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Indiana
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It sounds bad there
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06-19-2012, 05:13 PM
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Aleromod part owner
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Far Northeast Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 18,199
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That stupid ass bitch deserved to be pulled out of that Buick and beaten into the ground to only be pulled up from the ground, beaten some more, then run a few tractor trailers over her.
The Traverse in front of her was going too slow, so she changed lanes, but half way thru the change, she went back and I moved out from behind her and started to pass as she started the lane change AGAIN. That was a "dumpable Train Horn offense" althought I didn't get to dump the entire air tank in that short of a time. She blew her little pansy horn back, so with the sunroof already opened, I just told her she was "number one", Philly style 
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33% ALEROMOD OWNER!!
2000 Olds Alero 3400 SFI 14.53 @ 94.93
1985 Olds Delta 88 307 SBO 17.96 @ 76.99
2007 Volvo V50 T5 6M 15.782 @ 89.12
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06-19-2012, 05:17 PM
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GLS member
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Location: Indiana
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I was witness to this... She deserved it
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06-19-2012, 06:04 PM
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GL Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Grafenberg, Germany
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10th anniversary next year 
I need to find a place where I can do my bachelor thesis.
suggestions??
I really need to be there again next year. - don't leave me hanging.
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Thanks Julian
1979 350SB Chevrolet Camaro Project Thread
1995 Chrysler Stratus LX
1999 3.4L Oldsmobile Alero ( resource page)
2002 Nissan Primera with CVT
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06-19-2012, 06:48 PM
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Aleromod part owner
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Far Northeast Philadelphia, PA
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I'm full for the ride out with Mr Adam 
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33% ALEROMOD OWNER!!
2000 Olds Alero 3400 SFI 14.53 @ 94.93
1985 Olds Delta 88 307 SBO 17.96 @ 76.99
2007 Volvo V50 T5 6M 15.782 @ 89.12
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06-19-2012, 06:53 PM
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i speed up for corners
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dover,NH
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellfire5670
Alero or not... im coming next year
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x2 want to go since it is the 10th anniversary and never been to michigan. If i do not take my alero can i still go.
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Alero is gone but not forgotten
1999 black gls coupe R.I.P 130k
1999 auburn mist metallic gls sedan R.I.P
2005 Subaru legacy 2.5i 190k. New rims and tires for summer.
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06-19-2012, 07:07 PM
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GLS member
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I went in a journey so yes jlw
Eric it sounds good!
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S. . .L. . . E . . .E. . .P. . .Y. . .IS A TRAITOR--HE GOT BORED SO HE SOLD ME AFTER HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A RICE ROCKET
Oldsnut is my Hero!
Meet Destiny, shes a 2001 Oldsmobile Alero GLS, F40 6MT swap. (#2 of 3)
2/24/14 - 200,000 miles body/motor. 22,300 on F40.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldsnut
He would Plasti Dip his pecker if he could.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tipnitty
A girl touched my Pee Pee. So you can say things are getting pretty serious for me.
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06-19-2012, 07:24 PM
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GLS member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Kansas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by falloutboy
10th anniversary next year
I need to find a place where I can do my bachelor thesis.
suggestions??
I really need to be there again next year. - don't leave me hanging. |
what is your bachelor thesis on...is it something that certain geographical locations would help better than others |
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06-19-2012, 07:28 PM
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GL Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Iowa
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Let's just hope my alero is done and running so I can come next year I want to meet everyone on here
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stock 2.4 -building a WAI to a CAI  3A Racing muffler- ~Kicker Door speakers and Power Accustic rear speakers  10% tint 18x7.5 Alt Sonix, 2001 GLS sedan
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06-19-2012, 08:16 PM
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GLS member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Indiana
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Get it done yo!
I hope my Alero is running next year lol!
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06-19-2012, 09:29 PM
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I do what I want to Sheep & Goats
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Uranus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by falloutboy
10th anniversary next year
I need to find a place where I can do my bachelor thesis.
suggestions??
I really need to be there again next year. - don't leave me hanging. |
Purdue University Lafayette, IN or Indiana University Bloomington, IN.
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My screen name should be changed to Jizzdaddy. I was anally raped by flying monkeys and loved it. I promise to never threaten anyones daughters again because I know it will result in my ahoe being severely widened. - Did Andy just say that he wants to fk my ahoe... ewww. Sorry old man, but you're not my type.
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