What I learned at Ass 2009

[99alerogirl]

7. i'm a lucky lucky girl. i win the good stuff!

[xXManwhoreXx]

Originally Posted by 99alerogirl

7. i'm a lucky lucky girl. i win the good stuff!

Spoiled!

[Oldsman]

Originally Posted by xXManwhoreXx

I also learned that Burning nipples can be a real pain, and that bodyman has a v4 with 2 20 pound nos tanks in back.

LMAO................all for $19,000 and no doors

[xXManwhoreXx]

Originally Posted by Oldsman

LMAO................all for $19,000 and no doors

i like that I'll think about it! hahahaha that guy was clueless

[Old's Wife]

15. Heineck is not mexican or PR or anything else. HE IS GERMAN damn it!!!
14. Everyone loved Auntie Patty
13. Chrysler products make great play pens
13. Little Redog (Adam) is sooo cute and what a great baby!
12. People are scared of me, I don't know why!?!
11. The hotel was great to us except the girls at the desk. Don't worry I will take care of that situation!
10. Smurf has a V4.
9. Bdyman has no doors
8. Advantage salesman suck!!!!! Auntie Patty will handle them.
7. Our sponors were awesome as always
6. Coleman grills rock
5. Seeing 19 Alero's driving everywhere is awesome!
4. Green glowsticks can amuse people! Right Bdyman?
3. Moster garage commeced again at A.S.S 09. Not too bad though
2. Cherrington loves elevator music
1. The Alero community is a great bunch of people. Funny as hell and it just doesn't seem like the weekend is long enough!

[hok666]

What I learned would be apply more sunscreen damm

[Redog]

Usually I start this thread, but that's OK

1. The Former Hloiday Inn of Lansing really took care of us this year
2. Man Whore doesn't know how to shut the eff up
3. zOL is still too damn quiet
4. Hooters girls love Adam
5. Adrida is jealous of Papa Smurf's tits
6. Aaron placed with Brent's old car, something Brent could NEVER do LOL
7. Michigan weather forcasters suck
8. 2 girls that work at the front desk of the hotel are probably looking for new jobs today
9. Getting a ride in the 1905 Curved Dash is awesome
10. Man Whore gets the fastest Go Kart, and gets lapped 2 times by the slowest and spins himself out

[cherrington17]

Originally Posted by Old's Wife

2. Cherrington loves elevator music

you didn't even hear the REAL playlist... i have actual elevator music on there.

[bdyman]

i learned
that a car that sits for 3yrs can make a 4hour drive with a fresh tune-up
manwhore is........well manwhore
ionc2 and brent look ALLOT alike
never stay in a parking lot at the wee hours of the morning unless you want a c@ck rubbed on your car
old people are annoying, especially when the sun is cooking my fat ass

thats all i got right now

[lonnie]

Originally Posted by Redog

Usually I start this thread, but that's OK

1. The Former Hloiday Inn of Lansing really took care of us this year
2. Man Whore doesn't know how to shut the eff up
3. zOL is still too damn quiet
4. Hooters girls love Adam
5. Adrida is jealous of Papa Smurf's tits
6. Aaron placed with Brent's old car, something Brent could NEVER do LOL
7. Michigan weather forcasters suck
8. 2 girls that work at the front desk of the hotel are probably looking for new jobs today
9. Getting a ride in the 1905 Curved Dash is awesome
10. Man Whore gets the fastest Go Kart, and gets lapped 2 times by the slowest and spins himself out

please explain number 8....That sounds like a good story!!

[cherrington17]

we wanted ice... they refused to help, and were dismissive.

not to mention, they were rude to a couple other members. For reasons unknown, they were REALLY helpful with me....

[99alerogirl]

Originally Posted by cherrington17

we wanted ice... they refused to help, and were dismissive.

not to mention, they were rude to a couple other members. For reasons unknown, they were REALLY helpful with me....

they thought you were sexy!

[cherrington17]

Originally Posted by 99alerogirl

they thought you were sexy!

not only were they polite, but they BOTH stopped reading, held eye contact, called ken for me (after telling me they couldn't tell me his room number) and then a few days later, one of them opened my room since my key was dead.

i guess i'm special.



so i guess send anyone, then, the young charming guy in to ask for something... then our group pitbull, Mo.


the ladder of efficiency.

[Ryan from Ohio]

IMHO they probably felt bad for our dear Cherry. Thus the prompt help.

[cherrington17]

Originally Posted by Ryan from Ohio

IMHO they probably felt bad for our dear Cherry. Thus the prompt help.

ask zol. We were in and out, very helpful (and hott) girls.

[99alerogirl]

Originally Posted by cherrington17

ask zol. We were in and out, very helpful (and hott) girls.

meh, i give the one a 4... and the other a 6.

[cherrington17]

we might not all be talking about the same ones, too.

(the one letting me into my room only gets points, due to tight pants, and accidentally dropping the card infront of me, then picking it up) maybe shes clumsy.. maybe it was on purpose. i don't know or care.

[PappaSmurf]

What I learned at ASS 09:

1. I have the ONLY V4 in the Aleromod community (and it keeps up with the V6's).

2. I can sell BDYMAN's car for 10,000 dollars more than he is asking (long day driving and not enough sleep, along with a dumbshit trying to buy it helped)

3. I look like the Joker from the batman movies.

4. "my glowstick and me" ROTFLMAO

5. Bdyman doesn't "want to effing dance."

6. Mo has a tail, horns, and speaks in tonuge if she doesn't get what she wants. LMAO those poor front desk clerks. They should have at least acknowledged the fact that Heineck and I were standing there.

7. Adria fits in the back of my trunk. (cause everyone else has too much crap in the back of theirs.) That's where I keep all the bodies, LOL

8. The Tiki impression can be sexual sounding, aawwwwwwwwwwwww. ROTF

9. Heineck likes having sex with Air conditioners cause they dont want to cuddle afterwards. THanks for the laughs all the way from the lobby till about 5-10 minutes after we got into the room on the 2nd floor. It was EPIC!

10. Heineck wants my car but is scared of the suspension. Yall should have seen him racing my car through an empty parking lot at the Lansing Mall while I was getting starbucks.

11. Auntie Patty likes to charge $15.01 for a carriers fee for getting someone else coffee. LMAO, it's all good. You can bring me coffee anyday, lol.

12. "Auntie Patty" can be an overabused phrase if coming from someone who atteneded ASS 09. LOL

13. 21 Aleros rolling into Homecoming will even turn the heads of the other 5 alero owners (non-members of aleromod.com).

14. Petie (tnalero), Adria/ Jon (99Alerogirl), Aaron (01alero), Dave, and "harry" (xxxManwhorexxx) are the funniest group of peope to caravan with, except manwhore talks too damn much.

15. Arriving to the hotel, rolling 6 aleros deep, with Blue LEDs will get you pointed out as "That's that eff'er Smurf." LMAO

It was a great time had by all and I really enjoyed myself. As stated to most, I already plan on being at ASS '10 next year. Even if I am bringing the Mustang and my wife and son.

-Smurf-


16. Cherrington17 has the same mentality as me when it comes to humor and is easy to get along with.

17. Will2K is freaking hilarious and not as quiet as everyone thinks, just well reserved. Dont worry buddy, you can play putt-putt with me anytime (even though you like "gay putt-putt) LMAO

[Auntie Patty]

Papa smurf... I am so sorry! Blame Old's wife for rushing me !

[PappaSmurf]

It's all good, you even got the drink wrong. I asked for a venti mocha (the hot one) and received a mocha frappacino (the cold one). I drank it even tho I froxe my nuts off all the way to homecoming.
It's all good tho, I wouldn't want ANYONE else to go get it for me and would deffinitely give you 20 bucks again if you were to get me coffee the next time, you were nice enough to go get it. I was just too tired this past weekend. I think that going to bed at 0530- 0600 every morning and waking up anywhere between 0800-0920 the same day. Everyday was a HILARIOUS learning experience for everyone.
If yall go to ASS and don't laugh (all day, every day) or learn something, you are as boring and retarded as AleroRacing. ROTFLMAO
-Smurf-