Top 10 things I learned at ASS 2010

Redog · 06-21-2010, 10:42 PM

10 Driving thru Canada is cool, except when US Customs effs up your trunk lid
9 zOL is still quite, and will not take $1 to say "car"
8 Jo-Jo Smurf looks like Adam
7 The Beast+the beast's engine running= hard-on
6 Baby rabbits cause a "delay of game" in mini-golf
5 Smurf likes to yell at stautes
4 The kids that run the go-kart place are morons
3 Nate is thinking of next year excuse for not comming already
2 Just an A/C charge this year was the only problem
1 This was the 7th time ASS was awesome

Old's Wife · 06-21-2010, 11:07 PM

Why was MY POST DELETED????????

LOL

PappaSmurf · 06-22-2010, 02:52 AM

10. Oldsman love to put-put at put-put (or anywhere he can)
9. That01Olds butt can say "droid" in a robotic voice
8. NEVER make jokes about putting Redog into the wall at the golf-cart track. ( you WILL spend your money looking at the a fore mentioned wall).
7. Momma Mo will flash you when wrestling.
6. Will2K talked more than he did last year, but not by much.
5. Smurf stupidity happens every 15 mins at ASS: if drinking Smurf stupidity usually occurs every 15 seconds.
4. CrazyTaxi is about as crazy is Smurf is; and we get along GREAT.
3. OldnutS looks like he has a pogo-stick in his butt when he turns and looks at you.
2. OldnutS wife cracked up every time I did my impression of #3
1. On-Star is the quote of ASS '10

strtrydr · 06-22-2010, 10:49 AM

10 - Steve got so excited on the way to ASS, he lost one of his nuts.
9 - I understand "refer to rule 1" now.
8 - Don't wear boots to ASS.
7 - You scare everyone at ASS if you disco an A/C recharge bottle with the engine running.
6 - You can scare anyone if you yell "Pi'caw" really loud.
5 - No matter how much sunscreen you wear, your head will still burn without a hat.
4 - We coined a new term this year ... "Marc-bait"
3 - Austin just gets more funny/stupid the more he drinks.
2 - GPS is a great thing to have when people don't watch roadsigns.
1 - Onstar is still the greatest quote of ASS 2010.

Oldsman · 06-23-2010, 08:01 PM

10. Redog will take out a 7yr old on the go-kart track.
9. Our hotel rocks
8. Road Construction sucks
7. People love to cut-off One Nut
6. Alero+Brembos+Van that cut OneNut off = Priceless
5. A Malibu can haul some big items
4. Olds(GM) roadside assistance takes FOREVER
3. Smurf's stories are priceless
2. Cliff comes up with awesome quotes during funny stories.
1. The Momma Mo rules

Redog · 06-23-2010, 09:39 PM

Number 10 was fun. Is Tristen still pissed at me

[ion] C2 · 06-23-2010, 09:59 PM

10. PT Cruisers don't like when Smurf blocks the road.
9. Neither do Impalas.
8. NoSweat83 is very, very nervous about his car getting damaged.
7. Red lights suck when you're caravaning.
6. Redog's fender smells like fish.
5. You can assemble and load a gun in front of hotel staff without a reaction from them.
4. zoL says cah instead of car. He also doesn't wash his cah very much.
3. Cliff8928 drives slower than a bicycle.
2. The Beast is.. a beast.
1. Definitely need sun lotion... I forget this one every year.

PappaSmurf · 06-23-2010, 10:14 PM

Scot, those aren't stories. These are honest to god true life events. I am telling you "Smurf stupidity" is a great help for awesome stories. Lmao

Ion, KEEP effING HONKING! ROTFLMAO. And also the only reaction I got was from the blonde chick that was like "woah" and then walked into the other room. Lol

PappaSmurf · 06-23-2010, 10:22 PM

Hey, I just got to thinking (no it didn't hurt and luckily there was no smoke visible), why is it that everything that was said about me makes me look like a badass to the newbs? Lmao. It is what it tis. Lol

That01Olds · 06-24-2010, 05:55 AM

10. Nate comes up with a last minute excuse every year not to come ASS.
9. Smurf's wife's Taurus is the biggest POS I have ever seen in my life.
8. Smurf Stupidity equals one effing good time for all.
7. Redog didn't like it when my phone kept saying Droid every 5 minutes.
6. No sweat will now forever be known as one nut.
5. Some people who claim to love Oldsmobile still think its embarrassing to bring an Alero to homecoming.
4. Scot did his birthday dance at Hooter's which was effing hilarious to see.
3. The Beast = Sex on Wheels whether it is running or not.
2. On-star is the quote of ASS 2010.
1. Make the trip back to Michigan for ASS 2011.