What I learned at ASS '11

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1. Don't stand too close to Redog or he might kiss you on the cheek.
2. Oldsnut can tell that rims are 24s from a distance.
3. But Oldsnut can't tell between a silver Alero & Grand Am.
4. Cars with 24" chromes can still off-road.
5. Don't call the driver of a green Alero ma'am until you're absolutely sure it's female.
6. Alero trunks make good shaded seats.