Top 10 things I learned at ASS '12

[Redog]

Cavalier60 is coming next year, for sure
Adam is a pimp when it comes to Hooter's girls
Adam doesn't like to be bumped on the go-karts
12 Aleros are not enough
When a 3 year old cries about losing one penny, people start giving him quarters
Scot's parents are the only non-gay Pruis owners
Ion [C2] needs to use all the bolts to put his turbo together
Portable DVD players are just awesome
Cargo trays are kick ass!!
ASS makes previous Alero owners want to buy another Alero

[fisdad]

Cavalier60 is coming next year, for sure
Adam is a pimp when it comes to Hooter's girls
Adam doesn't like to be bumped on the go-karts
12 Aleros are not enough
When a 3 year old cries about losing one penny, people start giving him quarters
Scot's parents are the only non-gay Pruis owners
Ion [C2] needs to use all the bolts to put his turbo together
Portable DVD players are just awesome
Cargo trays are kick ass!!
ASS makes previous Alero owners want to buy another Alero

You forgot, fisdad knows all of the "do not do's" for a brake job :lol:

[xXManwhoreXx]

1. Once you get a peice of ass you cant stop
2. Dont paint side skirts at night with spray paint
3. go karts are getting worse
4. Who was blowing smoke!!!!!
5. You miss something funny if you walk away for even five miniutes.
6. Don't crack your bumper coming out of gas stations
7. Adam is a little pimp.
8. Things get weird in a hotel sauna with the manwhore
9. go kart number 4 was fast as shit


10. I'll be there next year

[jawa]

10. Turbo bolts require locktight

9. Matt looks like Mr smith

8. beak face has a nice ass

7. Adam likes beak faces chest

6. Alex's car likes to move around on its own....

5. some spray paints don't like eachother

4. BROWN COW

3. manwhore swallows

2. the beast smells good

1. my car goes faster thn 108

[Hellfire5670]

Alero or not... im coming next year

[[ion] C2]

fisdad drives long distances to change his brake rotors
jawa will rev at ANYONE
lock washers are necessary on turbine housing bolts
free pizza near the olds museum
jawa takes turns way too fast
cable ties don't last long when they're in front of a 3" open downpipe
oldsnut was born in many different years
redog's train horn is perfect to use on oblivious bad drivers
next year is is the 10th anniversary ASS
jawa's name is not in reference to the star wars jawa

[jawa]

could have went faster into that turn c2

[fisdad]

C2;619874']
fisdad drives long distances to change his brake rotors
jawa will rev at ANYONE
lock washers are necessary on turbine housing bolts
free pizza near the olds museum
jawa takes turns way too fast
cable ties don't last long when they're in front of a 3" open downpipe
oldsnut was born in many different years
redog's train horn is perfect to use on oblivious bad drivers
next year is is the 10th anniversary ASS
jawa's name is not in reference to the star wars jawa

:lol:

[sleepyalero]

1. Manwhore owes people a hotel next year.

2. #15 go kart was the fastest.

3. Alex hit a pole in turn two and was stuck there for 2 mins of the race. :rotflmao:

4. Manwhore likes saunas with other men.

5. UP talk :lol:

6. Jawa's sticker placement is unique.

7. Don't paint side skirts under a street light at 2 am with 99cent cans of paint from Walmart.

8. Manwhores car is hotter then a strip club on the inside.

9. Manwhore doesn't like the way his exhaust sounds around 2300 rpm :lol:

10. I missed beak faces nice ass.

[xXManwhoreXx]

It sounds bad there

[Redog]

That stupid ass bitch deserved to be pulled out of that Buick and beaten into the ground to only be pulled up from the ground, beaten some more, then run a few tractor trailers over her.

The Traverse in front of her was going too slow, so she changed lanes, but half way thru the change, she went back and I moved out from behind her and started to pass as she started the lane change AGAIN. That was a "dumpable Train Horn offense" althought I didn't get to dump the entire air tank in that short of a time. She blew her little pansy horn back, so with the sunroof already opened, I just told her she was "number one", Philly style :D

[xXManwhoreXx]

I was witness to this... She deserved it

[falloutboy]

10th anniversary next year :eek:
I need to find a place where I can do my bachelor thesis.

suggestions??
I really need to be there again next year. - don't leave me hanging.

[Redog]

I'm full for the ride out with Mr Adam :(

[JLw7123]

Alero or not... im coming next year
x2 want to go since it is the 10th anniversary and never been to michigan. If i do not take my alero can i still go.

[sleepyalero]

I went in a journey so yes jlw

Eric it sounds good!

[03glgold]

10th anniversary next year :eek:
I need to find a place where I can do my bachelor thesis.

suggestions??
I really need to be there again next year. - don't leave me hanging.

what is your bachelor thesis on...is it something that certain geographical locations would help better than others

[Alerojester]

Let's just hope my alero is done and running so I can come next year I want to meet everyone on here

[xXManwhoreXx]

Get it done yo!

I hope my Alero is running next year lol!

[fisdad]

10th anniversary next year :eek:
I need to find a place where I can do my bachelor thesis.

suggestions??
I really need to be there again next year. - don't leave me hanging.

Purdue University Lafayette, IN or Indiana University Bloomington, IN.

[fisdad]

10 Aleromoders swarm to car repair like moths to the flame
9 Zip ties are not a good exhaust hanger
8 Papa rad is just as dangerous to a go kart as he is an Alero
7 Andy's AARP membership expires every year at ASS
6 Jawa has no shame
5 Manwhore has the "hottest" Oldsmobile in Lansing
4 GTO's tend to run and hide from Alero's
3 iPad can buy you a nice tune
2 The Stig is much more chatty in person
1 Don't hit Adam at go karts, he WILL have his revenge

[Redog]

Can you still come without an Alero?

Sure, but you cannot put your car in the show.

If you are coming with an Alero, pay the $40 and show the car :rolleyes2:

[xXManwhoreXx]

Jawa is a borderline ricer

[JLw7123]

Jawa is a borderline ricer
lol why.

[JLw7123]

[QUOTE=Redog;619922]Can you still come without an Alero?

Sure, but you cannot put your car in the show.

If you are coming with an Alero, pay the $40 and show the car :rolleyes2:[/QUOTE

ok awesome I should be done with college may 2013 so i will have more money.

[Redog]

I'm guilty of it too, but let's keep it on topic.

This is "What I learned at ASS" ;)

[falloutboy]

what is your bachelor thesis on...is it something that certain geographical locations would help better than others

See a dedicated thread in the near future.